Well, you always said you could never tell us apart so ...

Jade, what a surprise

Daddy, please I know you're in there.

That may be true but I'm married to your sister now

Daddy, please I know you're in there.

It's wrong

Jade, what a surprise

Bottoms up

and every hour holds a promise of an

It's wrong

Starring Morton Hadley as Chet

and every hour holds a promise of an

Starring Morton Hadley as Chet

Jade, what a surprise

God forgive me

That may be true but I'm married to your sister now

Daddy, please I know you're in there.

You know as well as I there's still something between us

Jade, what a surprise

Don't fight it Chet

Jade. Evan St. Vincent as Jared Lancaster

My darling daughter Jade ... and Emerald

Oh darling don't be so