Your loving father, Jared

God forgive me

Invitation to Love

Well, you always said you could never tell us apart so ...

Let's get one thing straight I didn't spend the evening busting up the Amazons by dodging blow darts ...

Let's get one thing straight I didn't spend the evening busting up the Amazons by dodging blow darts ...

My darling daughter Jade ... and Emerald

Well, you always said you could never tell us apart so ...

It's wrong

Come on baby

and every hour holds a promise of an

Jade, what a surprise

Your loving father, Jared

Starring Morton Hadley as Chet

Don't fight it Chet

It's wrong

Don't fight it Chet