It's wrong

Your loving father, Jared

My darling daughter Jade ... and Emerald

Starring Morton Hadley as Chet

Oh darling don't be so

God forgive me

Jade, what a surprise

For old times sake

Well, you always said you could never tell us apart so ...

Selina Swift as Emerald

For old times sake

There always will be

Daddy, please I know you're in there.

I hope you can find the strength to go on without me

That may be true but I'm married to your sister now

invitation to love

and Jason Dembo as Montana

Let's get one thing straight I didn't spend the evening busting up the Amazons by dodging blow darts ...