Your loving father, Jared

Daddy, please I know you're in there.

Come on baby

Well, you always said you could never tell us apart so ...

Well, you always said you could never tell us apart so ...

Each day brings a new beginning

Should old acquaintance be forgot

Let's get one thing straight I didn't spend the evening busting up the Amazons by dodging blow darts ...

and every hour holds a promise of an

Your loving father, Jared

You know as well as I there's still something between us

One for the road

Starring Morton Hadley as Chet

Let's get one thing straight I didn't spend the evening busting up the Amazons by dodging blow darts ...

For old times sake

Jade, what a surprise

and every hour holds a promise of an

God forgive me

and every hour holds a promise of an

Let's get one thing straight I didn't spend the evening busting up the Amazons by dodging blow darts ...

Your loving father, Jared

Daddy, it's Jade

Don't fight it Chet

Bottoms up